I am...Markita. 20, Nutritional Sciences Major, Awesome. This page is a random mix of quotes, songs, pictures, videos, etc. that pretty much summarizes what I like, my life, and the sometimes quirky things that happen in it. Basically, it's an online indie movie.
 
 
 
lsuverse:

Though bright, the saddleback caterpillar is hard to spot. Be careful if you see one. The sting is painful and in some individuals can lead to renal failure or cerebral hemorrhaging. It’s out in greater numbers this year. 
LSU AgCenter on Facebook

lsuverse:

Though bright, the saddleback caterpillar is hard to spot. Be careful if you see one. The sting is painful and in some individuals can lead to renal failure or cerebral hemorrhaging. It’s out in greater numbers this year.

LSU AgCenter on Facebook

 
 
 
 

Reblog if you’re shorter than 5’8.

(Source: livelaughtumbl)

 
 

starkidswhatthehellcanttheydo:

pansexual-atheist-time-lord:

sazzylicious:

thisisthefunctionofarubberduck:

We’re quite a kooky couple, you’ll agree.

We share some hands and fingers, and yet the feeling lingers..

We’re just about as different as anyone can be

YOU like plotting a garden…and I like plotting to kill…

You think that you should rule the world — I think books are a thrill!

Sipping tea by the fire’s swell…Pushing people in is fun as well!

(Source: 30secondstopigfarts)

 
 
 
 
recycledstarguts:

davidthestrange:

Way cooler than stubbed toes - Imgur
Alternatives:STUPIDITYGOT DRUNKRACIST JOKEHIT BY A NOKIAARROW TO THE KNEE

MAULED BY CLOWNS
BAKER’S GROIN
FORK FIGHT
JOE

recycledstarguts:

davidthestrange:

Way cooler than stubbed toes - Imgur

Alternatives:
STUPIDITY
GOT DRUNK
RACIST JOKE
HIT BY A NOKIA
ARROW TO THE KNEE

MAULED BY CLOWNS

BAKER’S GROIN

FORK FIGHT

JOE

 
 

braaklyn:

I DON’T KNOW WHY

BUT I’M LAUGHING SO HARD

(Source: nerdsculture)

 
 
 
 

abitofanoddball:

sardonically-adorable:

wadebramwilson:

ECG cookies by Sweet Tooth.
Not wholly accurate, but super cute! 

I have half of these charted for hats.  The heart cookies are a nice touch.

Haha, that is awesome.

 
 
benppollack:

JC Penney’s new ad for Father’s Day
The text reads: 
“First Pals: What makes Dad so cool? He’s the swim coach, tent maker, best friend, bike fixer and hug giver—all rolled into one. Or two.” The text at the bottom reads: “Real-life dads, Todd Koch and Cooper Smith with their children Claire and Mason.”

benppollack:

JC Penney’s new ad for Father’s Day

The text reads: 

“First Pals: What makes Dad so cool? He’s the swim coach, tent maker, best friend, bike fixer and hug giver—all rolled into one. Or two.” The text at the bottom reads: “Real-life dads, Todd Koch and Cooper Smith with their children Claire and Mason.”