Reblog if you’re shorter than 5’8.
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starkidswhatthehellcanttheydo:
thisisthefunctionofarubberduck:
We’re quite a kooky couple, you’ll agree.
We share some hands and fingers, and yet the feeling lingers..
We’re just about as different as anyone can be
YOU like plotting a garden…and I like plotting to kill…
You think that you should rule the world — I think books are a thrill!
Sipping tea by the fire’s swell…Pushing people in is fun as well!
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ECG cookies by Sweet Tooth.
Not wholly accurate, but super cute!I have half of these charted for hats. The heart cookies are a nice touch.
Haha, that is awesome.

JC Penney’s new ad for Father’s Day
The text reads:
“First Pals: What makes Dad so cool? He’s the swim coach, tent maker, best friend, bike fixer and hug giver—all rolled into one. Or two.” The text at the bottom reads: “Real-life dads, Todd Koch and Cooper Smith with their children Claire and Mason.”